11. My (parents’) cat. I know that this was intended to be a list solely dedicated to humans, but I included your dog, so I figured that the cat was fine. I’ve never liked that thing. It always peed and pooped and yakked everywhere. Sure, when it was a kitten it was fine, but then it just got increasingly worse. I’m not an animal person. You are. There’s not a single breathing thing on this planet you don’t like. And there’s not a single person on the planet you wouldn’t f*ck. Beastiality is above you, isn’t it?
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