50 People I'd Rather Be With Than You

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25. Your roommate. I know that you loved his lasagna, but the guy was a total creep. Even your mom agreed with me. He would always watch you and I think he had a pile of your socks made into a shrine in his room. I’m glad you got out of there. He was the type of guy who would’ve killed you in one of those SVU ways. Seriously, he was probably a psychopath. I may be wrong, but I think that your mother was actually happier with you living with me than with him. But in comparison to that guy, your mom probably would’ve been happier if you had moved in with a meth addict. As long as it wasn’t that guy.