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Iva: Welcome back to Gravity Falls Q&A!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A series where you guys give us questions, challenges, and comments which we have to answer and/or do!!!!! So first off, we have-

Nightmare: Me! I dare Loki to be human for an episode.

Loki: What?!?

Iva: *snaps her fingers, making Loki human*

Loki: AH!!! WHY!!!

Lau: Dares are a must.

Mabel: Omg, I love you're outfit!!!

Iva: And Bill likes it most of all~ >w<

Bill: *red* Sh-shut up!!!

Iva: So next is-

Weenies: I DARE VALYSE TO GO ON A DATE!!!

Lau: Who?

Mabel: *GASP* YES!!!

Iva: *snaps her fingers making Alyse and Varian appear*

Alyse: Huh?

Weenies: YOU TWO, ON A DATE, NOW!!!

Alyse: W-What?!?

Varian: I- uh...!!!

Weenies: You're welcome, now GO! :3

Iva: *snaps fingers, making them disappear* Now we wait. UwU

Mabel: Laurie, you're turn!!!

Laurie: I had a dare ... dat's random for some odd reason. ._. But Mabel, I dare you to put as many sweaters as you can on none other than
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dA bILL cIPher iLLuMinAti dOrito *most likely gonna get karma from Cipher later*

Mabel: ON IT. *runs off*

Bill: Whyyyyyyyy!!!

Laurie: Because. -w-

Bill: EVIL.

Mabel: *comes back with a lot of sweaters*

Bill: ..........

Sage: Good luck, Dad. -w-

Mabel: Sweater one!!! *puts a sweater on him*

Bill: Cozy.

Mabel: Sweater two!!! *puts another sweater*

Bill: Already don't like it.

Mabel: Sweater three!!! *puts another sweater*

Bill: Itchy!

Mabel: Sweater four!!! *puts another sweater*

Bill: Suffocating!!!

Mabel: Sweater five!!! *puts another sweater*

Bill: AH-!!!

-some time later-

Bill: *wearing around thirty sweaters* SOMEONE HELP ME THIS IS THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE THING IVE EVER FELT HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!

Lau: *takes a picture* True art. -w-

Iva, Sage, Laurie, and Mabel: *laugh*

Loki: *kisses Bill's cheek* It's ok, it'll be over soon.

Bill: T^T

Iva: Next is-

Noah: I dare Sage to jump off of the Mackinaw Bridge!!!

Sage: What the f-

Iva: N, your dares as strange, man. -.-

Noah: *shrugs* .-.

Sage: *SIGH* I'll be back. *disappears*

Dipper: ... so how long do you think this'll take?

Sage: *appears* Not long, Pine needle.

Dipper: AH- *falls back*

Bill: *snickers*

Weenies: I have another day! Since some of you hate coffee, I dare them to drink it in a whole day!

Dipper: Ugh, what?

Sage: Eugh. -.-

Iva: *gasp* Can I take a part of this? .-.

Lau: But you love coffee.

Iva: I know, gimme. .-.

Weenies: *gives coffee to the ones who don't like coffee and to Iva*

Iva: Mmm... ^w^

Sage: Whyyyyyyyy

Bill: Force it down. *gulps it completely, gagging afterwards* Ugh, ew!!!

Iva: How dare you!!! >^<

Dipper: Ehhh....

Mabel: *takes the coffee and pours it into Dipper's mouth* Down you go!!!

Dipper: AH- MABEL- *coughs roughly*

Sage: Yeah no. *yeets the cup of coffee away*

Everyone: ._.

Iva: So I guess now we wait for Alyse and V?

Weenies: *shrugs*

-hours later-

Weenies: I hope that you both had fun~

Iva: NOT TOO MUCH FUN. .-.

Varian: Actually, it was kinda fun.

Alyse: Yeah!

Weenies: Now can I see you two kiss? :3

Varian and Alyse: !!! *tackle Weenies*

Weenies: AHHH-!!!

Lau: *picture* :3

Sage: What is even happening right now. ._.

Iva: *shrugs* Oh well, guess I'll end it here. If you wish for more, make sure to leave a comment, question, and/or challenge!!! And remember: Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYEEEEEEEEE!!! Oh and you two are kissing next episode, DARE IT!!!

Varian and Alyse: WHAT-?!?

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