anonymous

2o

anonymous: does this mean that i can say i love you now?

alex-burke: i think it does

anonymous: ily bae

alex-burke: ily2 sugah

anonymous: :))

alex-burke: can i tickle your pickle for a nickel?

anonymous: what

alex-burke: what

anonymous: what

alex-burke: i overheard one of the girls at the café say it. what does it mean

anonymous: re-read your sentence

alex-burke: oh. ew.

anonymous: omf

alex-burke: dick

anonymous: ..

alex-burke: oh my. stahp.

anonymous: i didn't do anything.

alex-burke: yes you did.

anonymous: what

alex-burke: never mind

anonymous: i'm so happy

alex-burke: why

anonymous: bc i have the most perfect girlfriend

alex-burke: yeah. she's gorgeous and she's so awesome.

anonymous: thanks! i'll be sure to tell her that :)

alex-burke: bitch

anonymous: bitch's are female dogs

alex-burke: are you calling me a bitch.

anonymous: nooo

alex-burke: dick

anonymous: i'm sorry bae

alex-burke: it's okay bae

anonymous: yay!

alex-burke: loser

anonymous: you're wounding me with your words

alex-burke: sorry

anonymous: it's okay. ily

alex-burke: not sorry

anonymous: why you gotta be so rude?

alex-burke: no

anonymous: don't ya know i'm human too?

alex-burke: shit up.

anonymous: whut

alex-burke: **shut**

anonymous: enough with the dirty jokes alexandra

alex-burke: ugh. ur annoying but ily

anonymous: ilyt

alex-burke has disconnected

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[THIS IS AN INSIDE JOKE BETWEEN ME AND MY FRIEND GIRAFFE-NECK. IF UR READING THIS THEN HI.]