anonymous

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anonymous: how was charlie?

alex-burke: he's cool

anonymous: 'he's cool'? that's it

alex-burke: yeah. i like him. he reminds me of you, a lot.

anonymous: really? how

alex-burke: bc he wouldn't stop singing rude whenever i was mean to him

anonymous: mean to charlie? aw that's rude

alex-burke: see

anonymous: he likes you too you know

alex-burke: how do you know

anonymous: bc he told mee

alex-burke: oh

anonymous: yeah

alex-burke: but i like you more then him

anonymous: i know ;)

alex-burke: but i can kinda guess why he likes me

anonymous: why do you think he likes you

alex-burke: bc i'm bringing booty back, you should go tell them skinny bitches that

anonymous: nah nicki minaj already done that, and how many times do i have to tell you, you're not fat

alex-burke: my anaconda don't, my anaconda don't, my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns 'hun

anonymous: eww, you have an anaconda?

alex-burke: no! it's just the song idiot

anonymous: okayyyyyy.

alex-burke: loozer

anonymous: now i know why you need a tutor, it's spelled 'loser' not 'loozer'

alex-burke: meanie!

anonymous: lol bitch

alex-burke: i should really consider breaking up with you

anonymous: noooo!! i love you so much and pls don't break up with me!!

alex-burke: lol jk hoe

anonymous: >:(

alex-burke has disconnected

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