anonymous

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anonymous: hey bae bae

alex-burke: omf that's even worst than my real name

anonymous: don't be mean :(

alex-burke: ur a loser

anonymous: my girlfriend is a meanie

alex-burke: what

anonymous: never mind that. i'm sorry

alex-burke: you never asked me.

anonymous: would you say yes?

alex-burke: depends

anonymous: unf

alex-burke: just ask me

anonymous: will you be my girlfriend?

alex-burke: no

anonymous: oh

alex-burke: omg i'm just kidding, of course i'll be your girlfriend

anonymous: phew. i nearly had a heart attack

alex-burke: on one condition though.

anonymous: what?

alex-burke: you give me a sign or a hint on who you are.

anonymous: do i have tooo???

alex-burke: yes. or else this 2 second relationship will be over.

anonymous: okay. tomorrow.

alex-burke: what are you gonna do?

anonymous: it's surprise ;)

alex-burke: how would i know it's you?

anonymous: you'll know it's me.

alex-burke: i should have waited.

anonymous: eh. ps

alex-burke: ps what?

anonymous: what day is it today?

alex-burke: september 14th, why?

anonymous: it's our 5 minute anniversary.

alex-burke: and i thought girls were the obsessed ones

alex-burke has disconnected

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[oh my asdfghjkl god i got 100 FUCKING VOTES YAS!!11!111!!!! sorry]