anonymous

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alex-burke: holy shit it's spiderman

anonymous: what

alex-burke: i just finished performing at the café there's a really hot guy who looks like andrew garfield

anonymous: no

alex-burke: and i met this weird kid who's also named alex (who's real name is alexander)!

anonymous: alexandra and alexander. cool

alex-burke: but holy shit he's so hot

anonymous: stopp

alex-burke: his code word is spidey okay?

anonymous: no

alex-burke: why are you jealous?

anonymous: yes. very jealous.

alex-burke: aw you're the only guy for me

anonymous: hell yeah i am

alex-burke: ily a lot

anonymous: i love you too

alex-burke: i know

anonymous: let's talk about the other guy

alex-burke: okay

anonymous: tell me about him.

alex-burke: he's really nice and he has long blonde hair and it's sorta messy? he kept on asking for bacon pancakes even though this was a café and not a diner

anonymous: he seems cool but a little weird

alex-burke: baack to the original topic

anonymous: no

alex-burke: this guy was so hot.

anonymous: i heard

alex-burke: he looked like andrew freaking garfield!

anonymous: yeah, you told me like 5 times

alex-burke: 2 times actually

anonymous: whatever

alex-burke: i'm sorry

anonymous: it's okay

alex-burke: he was really hot though

anonymous has disconnected

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[thank you so much for 1.1k reads! thanks for supporting this horrible book. just wanted to say, the last 2 chapters (and possibly future ones) are based on true events that have happened to me. not exactly the same situation but the same jokes.]