anonymous

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alex-burke: oh my god i just saw spider-man at the mall

anonymous: why were you at the mall?

alex-burke: me and dakota are friends again and so we decided to go onto a 'mini' shopping spree

anonymous: that's good

alex-burke: oh i know, but spidey was there at lids trying on snap backs with his friends and holy fucking shit they looked so hot bc they were making faces in the mirror

anonymous: enough about spiderman, i wanna here about the joker

alex-burke: who's the joker?

anonymous: you

alex-burke: dick

anonymous: just kidding, you're gorgeous

alex-burke: i wish i could say the same but i don't know what you look like

anonymous: soon alexandra, soon

alex-burke: i thought you forgot about the whole 'alexandra' thing!

anonymous: nah, this is how it all started right

alex-burke: yeah i guess

anonymous: anyways ily

alex-burke: ily2

anonymous: obviously

alex-burke: oh yeah, i told dakota about you

anonymous: and what did she say?

alex-burke: idk she was like 'well that's cool, but weird bc you're in a relationship with some anonymous man from the internet' and yeah

anonymous: i won't be anonymous for long though

alex-burke: yeah i know

anonymous: well i gtg but ily and have fun on your shopping trip

alex-burke: loser it's 8:00 pm, of course we're done

anonymous: well sorry

alex-burke: ily2 bby

anonymous has disconnected

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