Drunk Dialing

6:06 p.m

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theo | aphrodite

I think both Aria and Noah benefited from the chat more than I did

Yea they are constantly at each other's throats if that is positive, sure they did...

So you don't think there is something else going there?

Hell yes, I mean the amount of sexual tension, offft!

I think I might puke my entire worths of food I have consumed within the first ten seconds in that chat...

uHm that's one way to put it

 but I have never seen Noah be so into something

24/7 all I can hear him say is how "annoying Aria is", "Aria that", "Aria this"

THANK GOD

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG ARIA IS ALSO TALKING ABOUT NOAH ALL TIME

LIKE I JUST WANT TO TO DUCT TAPE HER GODDAMN MOUTH

Don't you always want to duct tape any human that comes in contact with you?

I am sure every person wants to do that!

No...

It's just you Aphrodite

Pfffft all of you are lying to yourself!

I am the only real one here

The famous words of Aphrodite before she goes on to a mass genocide

This going to be on Wikipedia one day in your autobiography

Bitch, please

An attractive and intelligent young mass genocide murder

What else does the world want?

You know "attractive and intelligent" people don't self-declare that