Drunk Dialing

6:10 p.m

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theo | aphrodite | aria | noah

Heya guys!

Omg I am so excited

Uhm what is going?

Why am I in this chat?

Uh, more importantly, why AM I IN THIS CHAT?

And who da fuck are you?

Uhm excuse me bitch, whom ARE you?

Whom?

Yes whom, did I stutter

no cause you can't

we are texting...

texting talking the same thing

no, they are not.

and who da fuck says whom?

What did you do, fuck Shakespeare?

Bet it's more game that you will ever get...

I don't pursue necrophilia to just get a fuck

Must be sad...

STOP STOP

Omg guys stop

This chat isn't for you guys to argue

Not as sad as your life

How would you know

You don't know who I am let alone my life

I get a sense of who the person is at first glance

It's kinda like an aura and lemme tell you, that you got one hella shitty aura

Well then we got something in common darling

Talk about yourself jerkface

My name isn't darling

And my name isn't jerkface so fucking deal with it darling

Jerkface

Wow creative

Yeah much more creative than all your sex positions combined

Ouch that one actually hurt

Oh boo hoo

GUYS STOP

TEDDY HELP GODDAMIT I KNOW YOU ARE ON THE CHAT

It was your idea so you deal with it

Ugh why did I make this chat

All of you fucking suck

Ouch.

Ouch.

Ouch.

OKay, you guys finally quiet!

Well since I have a feeling that if you introduce yourself it will end in bickering, I will

Wow it's great to know the trust level that we have

Shut up Aria

Oh your name is aria

Nah darling suits you much better

Just like jerkface suits you?

SEE THIS IS WHAT I MEAN

GOD TEDDY STOP BEING SO USELESS AND HELP

okay, uhm aria you remember me right?

Yea but not jerkface over there

Ouch.

Good it should hurt.

This is my best friend Noah or as you know Jerkface....

Ugh such a douchey name for such a douchey guy makes sense

Hey! My mom named me that so you are offending my mom!

I am sure your mom is some kind-hearted soul so I am no longer going to comment on how douchey your name sounds...

It actually sounds like a nice name but too bad it had to got to you Jerkface

So you respect my mom who you haven't met but not me

and I have met you?

Oh shut up

OKAY I AM DONE WITH THE BOTH OF YOU

CONTINUE TALKING OR BICKERING OR WHATEVER AND TEXT ME WHEN YOU GUYS ARE DONE

Ooft she seems mad...

Don't worry she will be fine in a while

Go and talk to her teddy boi

Yeah teddy go comfort her

This is going to be one long journey with the both of you...*sighs*

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ayyye the first chapter of part 2 is out! omg y'all be proud of me!

ok ik the set-out is hella messy but idk how to make it word, basically both the girls are to the right while the boys on the left. it is hella confusing and i might need a chapter in front of this chapter to explain how it works...*sighs*

if any of y'all have any better ideas please tell mah, i willing to do anything to improve, like seriously!

i am just gonna dedicate this chapter to Xenoclea, i would like take my time if you ever do read this to thank for you tell me to get that monnnies and drooling over nutella with me(ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ)

that's all for now i guess, if you have an idea on how i can improve the set-out leave suggestions on have! it would help out heaps, other than that i guess yolo!

*dies by how cringe i am*