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theo | aphrodite
Uhm hey...
Hey...you over with the hangover?
No.
You deserve it honestly.
Why do i get the vibes that you are pissed at me?
Oh I just wanna to drive to where you live and punch you in the throat
Repeatedly
With a knife
I would say do it cause i deserve it but that's
How do you say it?
"Illegal"
Thanks for that vital information, you just saved me from getting arrested.
Yep, you are mad at me...
I am not mad at you
I am trying to be a comforting person by being myself
if this is your idea of comforting then I wanna see your idea of being nice
ugh...*flashbacks to 2011*
What happened in 2011?
The one year I was nice and lemme tell you it was not nice *shudders*
Ok I am not going to ask...
It best not to ask...
Ugh looking at the screen is making me sick...
That's why you drink you don't drink excessively
YOU ARE READING
Drunk Dialing
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