Life Lesson #1

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Never try to jump up on a stage, fail, and bruise your back so bad that you can't lean your back on anything.

Trust me, if you saw the bruise you'd believe me. And BTW - Issy, you slap really well! But you didn't leave a bruise luckily.

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