Stupid Things #Wattys2014

... I Really Don't Know

This happened to me and a couple of friends a few hours ago:

Me: Hey guys. I think Issy's been consumed by the dark side! She won't respond!

BTW the dark side is Sophie!

Issy: My dad didn't pick me up.

We are in some street.

I don't even know whose.

My father is an irresponsible rat.

It's a very long walk back to the house.

And dad won't answer his phone.

He better have a very good excuse.

Me: Oh, ok. Just a bit harsh? | | Don'tcha think?

Where does he live now?

Issy: I don't know!

Me: What suburb for a start.

Annabel: Shhh.

Issy: That's why I'm walking down some random street with Sophie saying we are in Australia.

I'm somewhere in Burpengary.

I think...

Annabel: Shhhhh.

Me: Sorry Annabel.

Whatcha doin?

Annabel: UGH SHUTUP.

Me: Why?

Issy: You shut up Annabel. My useless father has left us in some random god forsaken street.

Annabel: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

DID YOU RING YOUR MUM?!

Me: Yes she is. Aren't you reading this?

Annabel: No.

Me: So what are you doing? We know Issy's lost somewhere in Burpengary... hopefully.

Annabel: Shhh it's all about Issy right now.

Me: Oh, I'm sorry. You'll be fine Issy. How was your day Annabel?

Issy: Yes I rung mum.

Oh look dad shows up

Me: Ok. Issy I'm sending out the SES! We will find you!

Issy: Welcome to the club. Father

Me: Oh, I guess I can just hang up with the SES now... ;-)

Annabel: Dammia by the time they come Issy will have become a prostitute trying to earn money for her and her sister just to get home.

Issy: Haha dad got us.

He's like "how was I supposed to answer the phone" idk dad maybe tell me where the hell you live!

Me: Haha. That would be a good place to start! Are you sure she wouldn't just eat Sophie?

Annabel: Good point, but I bet she's poisonous.

Me: Don't forget I want to see pictures, Issy!

Annabel: Ugh!

Me: What?!

Good luck surviving Issy!

Issy: Woo.

I'm alive.

And eating cake.

Me: That's great news! Great to know I was worried for nothing!!! Now can I have some...

Issy: O.o

No

Me: Aww. No fair!

Drowning In WAWA!

(Just now)

Jess: 49 MESSAGES! What the hell have you guys been up too!

Me: It was an interesting conversation...

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I'm sorry girls, I may have edited it a bit so that it wasn't as harsh... and Jess, I had to include that part at the end. You just come in three hours later.

Ok Randoms, I hope you enjoyed that. The majority of it did happen. It had way more spelling and grammar problems though. So I hope you laughed as hard as we did, and yes my friend got lost in Burpengary. Did any of you recognise my weird song reference just before the '(Just Now)'?

No? Well go watch Disney - After Ever After Parody. Funniest Video out there. My friend and I listened to it for hours straight!

Night Randoms. Sorry for rambling!