wrong number | zach herron

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zdong
where do you live?

sophie the bully
i don't think i should be giving out that information sir

zdong
what the heck
just answer my question
where do you live

sophie the bully
if you show up in the middle of the night to murder me and my parents i swear

zdong
you actually think i'm going to waste my time and energy to stalk you
lol you're cute

sophie the bully
hey you used the right one this time
i am proud

zdong
hey thanks
where do you live

sophie the bully
right outside of new york city why?

zdong
wanna meet up in april?

sophie the bully
wait really?

zdong
yes, my friends and i are going on a mini vacation there

sophie the bully
you chose to come to New York for your vacation?
lol you should just save yourself the drive and go to LA

zdong
i live in la

sophie the bully
oh you're over there with the famous people
okay city boy i c u
can you get me an autograph from logan paul 🤩

zdong
bye
wait actually i can
should i get him to make it out to sophie, sophie the bully, or bbygirl sophie?

sophie the bully
LMAO BYE
I WAS KIDDING AHXGAJ
do you actually know him though?

zdong
i guess you could say that

sophie the bully
oh hunny i'm sorry

zdong
you know i really enjoy talking to you
i barley got any sleep last night because i was talking to you

sophie the bully
oh dang i'm sorry :/
zdong
oh no it's fine!
it was worth it

sophie the bully
wait a minute
is mr. celebrity actually implying that i am relevant?

zdong
i have to go but i'll text you later, ok?

sophie the bully
WAIT NO
TELL ME I'M RELEVANT
PAY ME IN GOLD MR. CELEBRITY