wrong number | zach herron

twenty-two.

later that day...

wifey s
omg you won't believe what just happened to me

hubby z
what??

wifey s
so i was hanging out with a new friend today and i got hungry so i went to chipotle, right?

hubby z
mmhmm? i'm listening
go on

wifey s
anyways i'm at chipotle and there is a group of boys in the line in front of me and i don't know what the heck they were doing but one of them stumbled backwards and about knocked the air out of my lungs
he's lucky i didn't slap the hell out of him

hubby z
why didn't you?

wifey s
idk he was cute

hubby z
he was?
what did he look like?

wifey s
honestly he looked like an older jacob sartorius but cuter ya feel

hubby z
i'm sorry but you lost me at jacob sartorius 🤧

wifey s
he did!
but like he was really cute
he was pretty short compared to his friends but he was taller than me and that's all that matters!
he had the prettiest brown eyes and omg they were stunning and don't even get me started on the hair

hubby z
what about his hair?

wifey s
glad you asked!
his hAIR. it looked SO SOFT. i was tempted to take a handful of it but i'm sure he would've appreciated that very much
and oMG ZACH HIS SMILE. his freaking SMILE

hubby z
he sounds cute

wifey s
he was that's what i was trying to tell you!
his friend was pretty cute too, the one that was laughing the whole time

hubby z
oh his friend huh?

wifey s
zach when i tell you that this man has the prettiest curly hair i've ever seen- HARRY STYLES IS qUaKiNg.

hubby z
oh

wifey s
yeah and i just realized that you called my man cute and i'm gonna need you to back off sweaty, he's mine i saw him first!!

hubby z
your man?

wifey s
MY man

hubby z
curly?

wifey s
no you fool, cute jacob
that's what i am going to call him for now on
cute jacob

hubby z
i'm smiling too hard right now, i gtg

wifey s
what the heck you weirdo?
why are you smiling?
wait zach answer my question
idiot

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she's honestly so dumb for not recognizing them but oh whale