wrong number | zach herron

six.

soph
hey bud!

zdong
hey!
you called me bud aw we are friends after all

soph
"dOnt FlaTter YouRseLf"

zdong
i don't recall saying that

soph
oh but you did
scroll back up there buddy, there's receipts!

zdong
YOU CALLED ME BUDDY
THAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN BUD
hate to break it to you but i think that makes us official

soph
no sir
i'm better by myself!

zdong
oh i see
ur a bazzi stan

soph
OOF
YOU KNOW BAZZI

zdong
well yeah
i am not as stupid as i look

soph
debatable ❤️
🙃*****
i've made a mistake
i have embarrassed myself
the heart was a mistake, please ignore

zdong
❤️= love
aw i love you too soph

soph
KXHXHAKZ CHOKE
THAT WAS NOT INTENTIONAL

zdong
that's what you say but i'm gonna keep letting myself think that it was 🍑
🙂****
OH MYFGOD
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT

soph
I CACKLED
what kind of conversations have you been having zachary?
you text your mother with that phone?

zdong
bye
leave

soph
you first
city boy

zdong
we're not doing this again
forget that whole conversation

soph
anyways
as i was saying
i actually haven't seen what you look like
therefore i can not determine if you are as dumb as you look

zdong
you wanna see my sexy face?

soph
ew no bye

zdong
fine
i won't show you
as far as you're concerned, i could be a 40 year old man with a criminal record and a basement full of teenage girls.

soph
if that's the case
consider yourself blocked

zdong
what nO
I WAS KIDDING