wrong number | zach herron

four.

zach
so like
i still want to know your name

mystery girl
you really wanna know?

zach
yes

mystery girl
mmmmmm

zach
mmmmmm?
are you going to tell me or not?
wait is this like a guessing game?
i like guessing games

mystery girl
why do you want to know my name so bad?

zach
so i can have a name to tell my friends when they ask why i've been smiling at my phone so much
they're starting to get curious

mystery girl
oh my goodness
what have you been telling them?
oh and i make you smile? i'm flattered.

zach
honestly
as far as they're concerned your name is amanda and i mean yeah i guess you're pretty funny and make me smile but don't flatter yourself too much

mystery girl
amanda? really?
that's the best you could do huh?

zach
what's wrong with amanda?
are you name shaming?

mystery girl
i breathed.

zach
i just want to know your name :(

mystery girl
you know what
i'm gonna tell you
it's what you deserve

zach
okay so what is it??

mystery girl
my name?
it's sophie

zach
sophie.
i like it
you wanna know your contact name?

mystery girl
is it 'sophie:)'

zach
nope
it's "sophie the bully'

sophie the bully
I CHOKED ON AIR
ARE YOU SERIOUS

zach
yes ma'am

sophie the bully
WHY

zach
why not
i bet mine is something like 'zach the annoying rat'

sophie the bully
no it's not
it's just 'zach'

zach
wow ur lame

sophie the bully
:(

zach
change it to 'zdong'

sophie the bully
what the hell
no

zach
WHY NOT
COME ON THAT'S MY THING

sophie the bully
ohmygodyouaresoannoyingahdha

zach
what was that
sorry i couldn't understand you
mind repeating that, sophie the bully?

sophie the bully
nothing, all jokes!
and i'm not a bully!
can you change my contact name
change it to 'bbygirl sophie 👅'

zach
what the fu-
i'm not doing that

sophie the bully
"i'm NoT DOiNg tHat"
why not!?
c'mon it'll be funny!

zach
what if someone sees it on my phone?

sophie the bully
are you implying that someone to be your girlfriend because if so then you don't have to change it to that

zach
no
i don't have a girlfriend
but i have to go, i'll talk to you later
sophie ;)