wrong number | zach herron

fourteen.

soph
hey buddy
you better not be asleep
you never go to sleep before five
aNSWER ME ZACHARY
you're really starting to hurt my feelings wOw
jack would talk to me if he had my number :'(

zdong
helloooo
what's up soph

soph
no
you can't just act all nice and friendly after 10 minutes of ignoring me
i was starting to fall asleep bored and lonely
we're beefing zach

zdong
noooooo
i don't want beef

soph
you still never answered my question

zdong
what question

soph
are you in love with me?

zdong
eh
debatable

soph
see what we're not gonna do is
use my words against me
that's what we're not going to do

zdong
i do what i want
but to answer your question
i haven't been in love with someone for over a year

soph
ohhhh
why

zdong
idk
i haven't had a girlfriend in over a year

soph
how come?
are you like ugly or something?

zdong
SOPHIE
😭😭😭😭😭😭
YOU CANT JUST GO AROUND ASKING PEOPLE IF THEYRE UGLY OR NOT
THATS MEAN

soph
IM SORRY AGCGZIZ
I DIDNT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY
I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE SO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

zdong
well then when we meet each other we can finally see what each other look like
it's so much funner that way

soph
i don't think funner is a word
wow u really are dumb

zdong
you're pretty mean for someone who wants to know what i look like

soph
duh i wanna know what you look like
don't you wanna know what i look
like?

zdong
duh
you might be cute ;)

soph
ew gross
but wait
what if you're like
hot
that would change everything

zdong
how come?

soph
because like
if you're hot then i might want you to be my bae

zdong
but if im ugly?

soph
then you're not my bae

zdong
who said i wanted to be your bae?

soph
i assumed!
besides
i'm THAT bitch
you're going to fall in love with my faceeee

zdong
we'll see