Future wife

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Not_So_Amazing this is for you and what happened earlier.

Some random boi at the pool: *starts to flirt with me and tries to get my number.*

Me: I have a future wife.

Random boi: so?

Me: She said she ain't afraid to stab a bitch.

Random boi: She's not here now is she.

Me: she's right behind you with a knife.

Future Wife: Bitch Leave her alone.

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