The Bionic in the Basement - Lab Rats

Chapter 28- If You Give a Superhuman an Insect Collection...

A/N- OHHH!

Way down in the bionicy basement!

Under the ground!

I can only think of the Good Luck Charlie version of this song!

And that's all I have to say!

*Hey!*

Anywhoo changing Alisha Boe as Dori to China Anne Mcclain from 'How to Build a Better Boy'. 

✧-✧-✧-✧-✧-✧

Ahhh! New clothing! How exciting! My mind continued to think about the joy of girl-world. Joy? Joys? Joyce? Joyce is not a word. Nor is it the name of my new sister. It'd probably be better than-

"Hi Eden." Bree stormed into the room.

"Hey Bree. What'd Chase do this time?" I asked, as the boys entered the room.

"Hey, I didn't do anything, it was all her fault!" Chase said.

"Speaking of 'her fault', why hello there Dori!" Adam said.

"What did I do?" Dori asked. "You're the idiot who-"

"Okay, one at a time people, let's work this out!" I said, putting on the Doctor Phil pants. "So, why is everyone mad at everyone?"

That's when it all came out.

“CHASE RIPPED UP MY NEW MAGAZINE!”

“BREE SABOTAGED OUR SCIENCE PROJECT!”

“I ONLY SMOOSHED THAT INSECT COLLECTION BECAUSE ADAM RAMMED INTO ME!”

“I ONLY RAMMED INTO BECAUSE DORI SHOVED ME!”

“I ONLY SHOVED YOU BECAUSE YOU ATE MY LIPGLOSS!”

“I ONLY ATE YOU LIPGLOSS BECAUSE YOU LIT MY GIANT BALL OF GUM ON FIRE!”

“I ONLY LIT IT ON FIRE BECAUSE CHASE SHOVED ME OVER WHILE I WAS CARRYING A LIT MATCH!”

“I ONLY SHOVED YOU OVER BECAUSE I TRIPPED OVER BREE!”

“I ONLY TRIPPED YOU BECAUSE I GOT A NEW MAGAZINE AND COULDN’T WAIT TO READ IT!”

“WELL I ONLY- uh, uh…” Chase trailed off. "IT DOESN'T MATTER! What matters is, you're petty, he's dumb, you, well, you're my girlfriend, but you guys just have to blah blah blah blah..."

"Another day, another batch of souls saved." I said, tip-toeing away from the scene. "Teen Vampire time! Ooh, never mind that, Wolf Diaries is on!" I clicked to my 2.5th favorite show! (The .5 part is accountable towards my favorite miniseries.)

"Eden, Eden, Eden, Eden!" Leo said running into the room. BAHH NO IT WAS AT THE GOOD PART. Actually it was at the commercial break but hey, who doesn't want to learn more about Squidgies, the plush, squishable friend that children love to squoosh?

...

Did that sound wrong to anyone else, or it is just me?

"What what what what?" I asked him, pausing the TV.

"Okay, so, you know how Adam, Bree, Chase, and Dori are currently hitting each other with baguettes and you just got your learner's permit?"

"I am not driving you to the theater to see that dumb new movie about the floating, unattached eyeball."

"Oh come on!" Leo said. "I need to get out of the house, because Adam, Bree, Chase, and Dori are driving me INSANE with all their fighting! And it's called 'Senseless Haunting 5: The Retina Returns'!"