The Bionic in the Basement - Lab Rats

Chapter 17- Let it Go

A/N- I'm eating a chocolate chip cookie.

AND THE CHOCOLATE MELTS WHEN YOU EAT IT.

I iz in HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!

PS- I like this song, it's from 'Frozen'. I'm kiddy.

PPS- Go back to the last chapter, and check out the song I added, "Sisters"! It's from a Christmas movie, which is good, becaus now I have 2 Christmas movies and nombody reads these, do they?

PPPS- Sorry the end gets bad. I've only eaten sugar today, and I stayed up 'til 1am, so I fell like crap.

PPPPS- I ignored a really good friend of mine once for some other popular girls, and I still feel like a massive jerk. That friend stuck with me. I don't deserve a friend as amazing as her.

PPPPPS- This is kind of a season finale for me to write some new chapers for ya'll. I'll be back Jan 1st, swear on my mother's eyes. :)

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Today's the day! Dad's taking all of us up to Mt. Dunphy (A/N- I'm still watching MOFY, you do NOT taunt a girl during her MOFY time.) to get a tree! I'm so excited! My first Christmas tree... the only thing that could make this day better is Bree talking to me. I thought she'd be over it the next day, but I offered her some biscuits, and she gave me a glare.

I swear if looks could kill...

But seriously, if they could, I would be a puddle of skin mixed with arsenic with bones poking from my liquefied flesh because Emily Deschannel's alter ego has kindly informed us that bones are incapable of melting.

Anyway, I ate the biscuit (which was actually delectable, by the way) and finally we were ready to leave. We were all decked out in sweatpants and those weird fleece hoodies that don't really have general names, ready to get out the door.

"Eddy, could you activate the alarms in the south entrance of the west wing and the north-east entrance of the east wing, also, could you fasten the Kevlar-titanium locks on the chemical laboratory, and set the thermal executioning system to an average temperature of 98º after you rig the demolitio-"

"WILL YOU SHUT UP? We're getting a tree, not flying to Antarctica for 3 months in the midst of the zombie apocalypse!" I said.

Dad glared. Does the world hate me now? No, the world is a planet. Planets no hate.

So, before Eddy prepped our house for the return of 2012, we all traipsed out to door, and climbed into the Davenport Industries Luxury Aerodynamic Skyliner. Or, DILAS. No seriously, it had a name. The boys were in the back, discussing... cows or penguins or hot chicks (fowl) or hot chicks (humans with XX chromosomes) or WHATEVER, (that was in incorrect sentence, there should NOT have been that many 'or's) while Bree and I were in the second row, doing... nothing. Well, Bree was on her computer watching 'Frozen' on a webcast, while I was playing with half a toothpick and a drop of water.

I knew I needed therapy when I pretended the water drop was a human I was stabbing a toothpick, when my fingers came up and fought the toothpick off in an epic battle of the phalanges.

So, I poked Bree's arm with the toothpick, then quickly drew away. Oh, entranced by Elsa and her majestical ways? WELL ELSA CAN MELT HER ICE WITH LOVE. Ha ha, spoiler alert. I poked her again, and this time, she lashed out, and snapped her head towards me.

"What on God's green earth can be so important that you just had to puncture my flesh with that darn stick of wood?" Bree asked, drawing attention from everyone.