Past-Mari-from-like-March : YESSSSS WE HIT 100 FOLLOWERS WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!! WHOA 😲 WHOPPEE--!
Luna : Actually right now you have 130 followers...
Present-Mari : Yeah, I know...
Snape : Get on with the Chapter, Miss Ashwood. The few people who actually read your works have been waiting for eternity.
Draco : Literally. It's been like, nine months since you even wrote anythin-
Mari *Snatches Hermione's Hogwart's : A History and hits Draco with it* : ANYWAYYY, we'll start with skyliqhts- 's question since her's is the most simplest. Go ahead, Cat.
Cat *smirks slightly* : This is for Hermione. Have you and Viktor ever snogged?
Ron : YOU SAID THIS WAS THE SIMPLEST ONE!!! 😤😡😡👿
Hermione *sweating* : Ginny was just kidding when she said that. Me and Viktor never kissed--
Viktor *appears outta nowhere* : Geeny tell no lies. Hermyninny and me did lots of snogging.
Ron : .......
Hermione : Well I didn't know you liked me that time..
Ron : Yeah well you still shouldn't ---
Hermione : Shut up Ron. You know I love you
Ron : Er, well... 😳🙂😊
Draco : Get a room...
Mari *clears throat* : Anyway-
Hannah : DRACO ARE YOU GONNA MARRY CAT OR ASTORIA????!!!!
Draco : CAT! I mean, uh, whatever my dad wants.
Cat : HA! I KNEW IT!!! I mean uh...
Mari : Draco you are your own person BE FREEE
Astoria : Why would you wanna marry me? I don't even have a personality.
Draco : True...
Lucius : YOU WILL NOT-
Ginny *points Sword of Gryffindor at Lucius* : YOU WERE SAYING...?
Lucius : Uhhhh
Draco : Thanks, Redhead
Ginny : I'm doing this for Cat not you.
Cat : Thanks Ginny.
Ginny : Welcome.
*Cat and Ginny hi-five*
Hannah : Oooh... So next question, who do you like in the Hp fandom, Mari?
Mari : Ah, well, you see, um
Ron : GET ON WITH IT!
Mari : After undergoing a critical evaluation on every character in the Harry Potter universe, I have come to the conclusion that I like...nobody
Hermione : ......................
Harry *spits out juice he wasn't drinking* : WHAAAT???
Ron : WHAT THE BL**DY HELL???
Hannah : o_O
Draco : So you don't like any of us??
Hannah : Did not see that one coming...(Or did I, Mari's view of me is very limited...🤔🤔)
Remus : So I guess Memus is officially not canon anymore *Goes and cries with Buckbeak*
Mari : .....THE NEXT QUESTION is by wannabe_somethin . She wants to know which characters in the Hp characters are the most perverted.
Everyone : DRACO
Draco : Am not. Just because I read of Fifty Shades of Grey doesn't mean I'm a pervert.
Everyone: Yes it does.
Draco : Besides, Snape's the pervert here, not me!
Snape *Looks up from reading smutty fan fiction of him and Lily on Wattpad* : What did you say, Mr Malfoy?
Draco : Errr, nothing...
Mari : 687 WORDS??? OH MY GOD. SO MUCH. PLEASE VOTE. BYE
Ron : What the bl**dy hell??
Hermione : Btw, Mari forgot all the requests so if their not already commented on the first chapter, could you comment them now. I apologise for Mari's forgetfulness.
YOU ARE READING
Harry Potter Characters React To Ships
Random"Completely unoriginal yet oddly unique at the same time"
