Mari : Okay, everyone. Today, we'll be reacting to Nuna!
Hermione : I presume that's supposed to be some sort of "ship" ?
Mari : Right you are, Hermione 👍
Hermione : Thankfully, it doesn't seem to have part of my name in it this time.
Ron : it kinda rhymes with Luna
Luna : It does, doesn't it? Luna, Nuna, Luna, Nuna, Luna, Nuna, Lu-
Draco : SHUT UP!
Luna : The word shut up brings a lot of bad energy. You probably shouldn't say it.
Neville : Yeah Draco! No one has time for your...Er...Bad energy!
Draco *to himself* : What the bl**dy h*ll are they talking about?
Mari : Aww Neville that was adorable! Can anyone guess what ship this is?
Dumbledore : I do like ships
Harry : Dumbledore! I thought you were dead!
Dumbledore : I am. It is only by the power of the Stone of Resurrection that I am alive. That thing is dangerous, Harry. I thought I told you to destroy it.
Harry *points at Mari* : She stole it!
Mari *ignores Harry* : So, Dumbledore, SHIP or SINK?
Dumbledore : SHIP!
Mari : Aww 😍 Dumbledore ships Nuna!
Ron : What the h*ll is Nuna anyway?!
Mari : Siriusly? None of you guessed? It's Neville and Luna for goodness sake!
Sirius : Yes, I am Sirius.
Mari : 🙄
Neville : W-what?
Luna: This room is filled with Nargles...
Mari : WHO SHIPS IT?
Hermione : I think it's pretty cute
Ginny : Yeah
Hannah Abbot : .....
Draco : A bunch of losers together? I ship it. It's a compliment btw.
Bellatrix : I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS!!! SOMEONE GET ME OUTTTTTA HEREEEEE!!!!!
Mari : Ship or sink, Bella? ANSWER!!
Bellatrix : SINK!!! SINK!!! SINK!!!
Mari : 🔪
Bellatrix : 😳 *Runs away*
Mari : IS THERE ANYONE ELSE WHO DOESN'T SHIP IT?!!!
JKR : I personally don't see Neville as a character who would love to travel the world, having adventures, like Luna would. He seems like the person who would lead a settled, comfortable life. As we know, he becomes a professor of Herbology at Hogwarts and marries Hannah Abott, the new landlady at Leaky Cauldron.
JKR : So, I don't really ship it.
Mari : NUUUUUUU JKR WHYYYYYY 😭😭😭
Harry : Who are you, JKR??!!
Mari : BUT I SHIPPED NUNA AND HERNIE!!!! 😭😭😭
Harry : What's Hernie?
Mari : Hannah Abbot and Ernie Macmillan. I SHIP THEM SOOOOO HARD!!!!
Draco : But they're just random backgrounders...
Ernie & Hannah : No we're not!
Mari : I DON'T CARE!!! I SHIPPED THEM SOOO HARD WHEN THEY BOTH BECAME PREFECTS AND ATTTENDED THE DA!!! WAAAAA 😭😭😭
Mari : IM STARTING A NEW HASHTAG! #ErnieMacmillianAndHannahAbbot4Life !
James : That girl is siriusly mental...
Sirius : No, I'm Sirius, and she's Mental.
Everyone but Sirius : 🙄
Mari : AND WHAT HAPPENS TO LUNA WHEN NEVILLE DITCHES HER?!
Neville : I didn't mean to ditch her. Well, I mean..
Mari : SHE MARRIES ROLF SCAMANDER!!! HE'S THE GRANDSON OF NEWT SCAMANDER!! WE DONT EVEN KNOW HIM!!! SHE COULD AT LEAST HAVE MARRIED DRACO!!!
Draco : WHAT THE BL**DY H*LL?! I'd rather die than marry Loony!
Mari : WELL AT LEAST DRUNA IS CUTER THAN RUNA. I MEAN, WHAT EVEN IS RUNA?!!!😡😡😡
Luna : It's okay, Mari. I'm okay. And Hannah and Ernie are okay. And Neville's okay.
Neville *definitely NOT okay* : Yeah...I'm okay...
Luna : I didn't even think I was going to marry. I mean, who'd want to marry someone as loony as me?
Draco : No -
Neville *before he could help himself* : I would!
Luna : Aww, Neville. You're so sweet.
Mari : 😭😍😭😍😭😍😭
Neville : 😳 Er...Uh
Dumbledore : Ahh, young love. Very refreshing, huh, Minerva?
Professor McGonagall : Wut
Dumbledore : 😇
Lucius : Can we go now? I have important business to attend to.
Mari : In Azkaban? 😏
Lucius : 😠
Voldemort : I AM LORRRD VOLDEMORRRRT!!!!!
Mari : No one cares. Anyway, to my readers-
Draco *smirks* : You don't have any..
Hermione : Ouch
Mari : 👿
Mari : Yes I do...I think...Could one you request a ship for the next chapter? Pwease?
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Harry Potter Characters React To Ships
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