Mari : Today, we'll be reacting to "Romione"
Ron : What's Romione?
Mari : A ship
Ron : which one?
Mari : Guess 😈
Hermione : Well, part of my name is in it so I think it involves me somehow...
Harry *snickers* : I think I might know who it is...
Hermione : ...Someone who starts with R...Ro...uh...is it Ronald Bilius Weasley...? *Starts blushing furiously*
Mari : Yep 👍
Hermione : B-but we're just friends...
Mari : You know, I don't think KISSING is something "just friends" do.
Hermione : How did you know about that?!
Mari : I know everything 😈
Lavender : You were kissing my Won Won?
Hermione : Er...
Mari : Shut up, Lavender, no one likes you!
Lavender : Won won does -
Mari *rolls eyes* : So anyway, what do you all think? Ship or sink? Preference out of ten?
Draco : Why am I here?! I don't care about filthy mud-bloods and blood traitors!
Lucius : Agreed, son. Sink.
Arthur : What are you doing here Lucius?! You're supposed to be in Azkaban!
Mari : I summoned Little Lucy here so he could react to the ships! Tbh he's not very good at it...
Lucius : MY NAME IS LUCIUS, NOT LUCY, YOU, YOU...What are you anyway? You don't look like a mud-blood or a pure-blood...
Mari : I'm a fangirl 😇
Harry : Personally, I ship it. They're cute together
*Ron and Hermione start blushing*
George : S
Fred : I
George : N
Fred : K
George : Really
Fred : Hermione,
George : he's
Fred : your
George : best?
Ron : Hey! I'm right here you know!
Fred : I always thought
George : Harry and Hermione
Fred : were going to end up together...
Mari : You know, in one of the first drafts, Harry and Hermione did end up together...but Ron had to die...
Ron : WHAT THE BL**DY H*LL?!
Mari : But I think JKR thought it was to clichè
Ron : Thank God
Mari : So in another draft Fred and Hermione ended up together...
George : So Fred wasn't going to die...Maybe JKR is not as bad as I thought she was...
Harry : Who's JKR?
Fred : What the h*ll? if I don't die I have to marry Granger?!
Hermione *shudders*
George : 🤣🤣🤣
Ginny : I don't ship it...or Romione
Ron : Why is my family so against me?! 😫
Mrs Weasley : I'm not. I think Hermione would be a wonderful influence on you, Ron 😊
Hermione : Thanks Mrs Weasley!
Mrs Weasley: Your welcome dear!
Harry : Just please don't make out while I'm around...
Voldemort : IM GOING TO KILL YOU HARRY POTTER!!!
Harry : Chill dude
Voldemort: I am Lord Voldemort! You have no power to tell me to chill..OR TO CALL ME DUDE...I don't even know what that means...BUT IT SOUNDS RUDE!!!
Mari : You do realise you're dead right so you actually have no power whatsoever? ...Now answer me if you don't want to get sent you back where you belong: SINK or SHIP?
Voldemort *pouts* : Fine. Ship
Mari : VOLDEMORT SHIPS ROMIONE!!!! WE MUST LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW!! 🎶VOLDY SHIPS ROMIONE!! VOLDY SHIPS ROMIONE!!!🎶
Voldemort *Looks embarrassed* : ONLY BECAUSE THAT MEANS HARRY POTTER WILL BE FOREVER ALONE!!
Harry : No I won't. I marry Ginny you idiot 😑
Ginny : 😏
Voldemort : 😒
Ginny *Just to annoy Voldemort* : Oh, Harry! 😘
Bellatrix : 🤢 I TINK IMMA GONNA TRO UBBBB!!!
Mari : 🙄 So immature, Bella.
Mari : Anyway, I give this ship an 8. It's not the best ship, but it's ok. JKR herself said she kinda regrets it because she thinks you might need parent counselling later on in life.
Ron : Parent Counselling?!
Harry : who's JKR?!
Hermione : Uh, Ron?
Ron : Yeah?
Hermione : I d-don't care if need therapy later on in life, Ron...because right now I-I -I
Ron : IloveyoutooHermione!
Hermione : Well, that was easier than expected.. *Blushes*
Ron *blushes*
Luna : Aww I think they like each other!
Neville : Me too!
Mari : Well, what do you guys think? And what ship should be next?
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