Mari : Whoop whoop
Ron : What the h*ll does that mean?
Mari : No one requested anything! *lays back and stretches legs onto a random table* That means we can all just relax and do absolutely nothing --
Neville : That's weird. Because on your update schedule it says that we're supposed to be reacting to Blinny..
Mari : Give me that!! *snatches the paper off Neville and reads it* Oh no...
Hermione *looks up from reading Hogwarts : A History for the bajillionth time* : What is it this time?
Mari : Well, I seems that we have received a request from one of our newest readers, I_am_the_chosen_1 , and he/she would like to see a Blaise and Ginny ship and --
Ginny : Dear Lord. Why is it always me? *buries face in hands*
Mari *smirks* : This might be fun after all..
Ginny : Dear Lord. Why does Mari hate me so much?
Harry : At least she ships us. We're her OTP
Ginny : I thought Ronks was her OTP...
Harry : She said that she's a multi-shipper
Mari : I'm right here y'know!!
Harry : Mm-hm
Hermione : Anyway, what were you saying, Mari?
Mari : Well, he/she especially requested to see Voldemort's reaction to this.
Voldemort *Watching Mean Girls with Bellatrix* : Regina George is utterly pathetic. Not like you, Bella-- Wait, did somebody mention the Dark Lord's name? *seethes* How dare they?!!
Mari : Sorry to interrupt your little date, but Voldy is needed here to react to a certain ship.
Hannah (-KickingTheWall- ) : YAASSSS VOLDETRIX!
Voldemort : I will most certainly not!
Bellatrix *finishes the popcorn* : Besides it wasn't a date...I think...
Voldemort : Yes. It certainly was not.
Mari *rolls eyes* : ANYWAYS...What do you think of Blaise and Ginny, as a couple?
Voldemort : I still don't understand this romance business. What is the use of it?
Mari : Well?
Voldemort *glares* : You mean Harry Potter's Girlfriend and Zabini's son. Nope. Actually...Why not? It may teach Harry Potter a lesson.
Harry : Can we send him to St Mungos please?
Voldemort : Just die, boy, DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Bellatrix : AVADA KEDAVRA!!
Harry : c'mon Dumbledore, they're getting annoying..
Voldemort : Why won't you ever die?!!!
Mari : So, what do you guys think?
Harry : Zero
Hermione : Zilch
Ron : Big fat zero
Neville : Yes. A bigggggg fat one
Fred : S
George : I
Fred : N
George : K
Mari : Readers?
Emma : Nope
Liz : Not really
Hannah : Yes.
*everyone gasps*
Hannah : JK (Rowling!) I don't ship it.
Mari : What about you, Cat?
Cat *fangirling at a picture of Draco* : Huh? Blinny? No way!
Mari : Welp, it looks like only Voldy ships it. So what do Blaise and Ginny think of it?
Blaise : I'm leaving
Mari : Not again! Tell us what you think. We all know you think Ginny's hot. You said so yourself in the sixth book.
Ginny : WHAT?!
Blaise : ..........I hate my life
Mari : So..do you ship it?
Blaise *leaves with Pansy*
Pansy : Btw guys, I don't ship it.
Mari : Well, what about you, Ginny? I'm guessing you totally ship it.
Ginny : Haha very funny. I give it a negative 8534785323466 multiplied by a negative 97534678875
Hermione : Actually, two negatives equal a positive.
Ginny : Who's side are you on??
Hermione : Just saying. They should really start teaching math at Hogwarts.
Mari : Well, it seems like nobody ships it. So, I guess it's my cue to go *clicks on Publish Chapter*
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Harry Potter Characters React To Ships
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