Mari : Since both Hannah_Lovegood and YssaJtheblindself requested this ship, I decided better do it.
Hermione *sighs* : Who are the victims this time?
Mari *pretends to be shocked* : I don't know what your talking about!
Ginny : So far, you've put us through 4 chapters of severe character abuse.
Draco : Especially last chapter. *Shudders* Now, That was pure torture.
Mari : Haha! Pure torture for Pure-bloods like you!
Draco : 😑
Luna : Way to break the fourth wall, guys!
*Everyone just stares at Luna*
Harry : .....So, what's the ship?
Mari : Ironically, it involves you.
Harry *groans* : This can't be good...
*Suddenly, loud drums start beating from out of nowhere*
Ginny : Uh, guys...I think we might have a serious problem here...
Sirius : I'm offended!
Everyone but Sirius *facepalm*
*Drums start beating louder and louder*
Ron : I LOVE YOU HERMIONEEEEEE!!!!!!
Hermione *Smacks Ron with Hogwarts : A History* : Shut up, Ron! We're not going to die!
Ron : Ouch...
The beating gets louder and louder until it is almost deafening*
Harry *Puts his arms around Ginny protectively*
Mari : Awwww 😍 fan girl moment!! You can now stop the drumroll, Fred and George.
Everyone *jaw drops*
Ron : You mean we weren't really in danger?!
George : Yep 😁
Fred : And now we know your greatest fear
George : - Apart from teeny spiders, of course -
Ron : .......
Fred : Loud drums!
*Fred and George crack up laughing*
Ron : Hey, it wasn't just me! It was everyone!
Fred & George *Not listening* : 🤣🤣🤣
Ron : 😡😡😡
Hermione : We're already 237 words in and we don't even know the ship yet! Why does this always happen?!
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Harry Potter Characters React To Ships
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