Bellatrix : Well! Look who FINALLY decided to update!!
Mari : So sorry I haven't been updating for awhile, it's just that I've been recently been obsessed with this childish show called Miraculous Ladybug --
Everyone *gasps*
Mari : What..?
Molly : IF YOU DARE BETRAY THE HP FANDOM, YOU SHALL HAVE TO FEEL THE WRATH OF MOLLY WEASLEY!!!!
Mari : Uh
Neville : Don't worry Mari! Ladybug and Marinette are my idols! 😁😁
Mari : ..........
Molly : Don't change the subject!! Do you swear to stay loyal to the HP fandom?
Mari : Of course!! Potterhead for life!!
Molly : Good 😊
Mari : Besides, I'm allowed to have other fandoms
Harry : No you're not
Mari : Yes I am
Harry : No you're not
Mari : Yes I am
Harry : No you're --
Ginny : SHUT UP!!
Hermione : Yes!! Let's get on with the ship already!!
Mari : So, I just got permission from Cat to do Catco..
Harry : Who's Cat?
Cat (expressopatronum- ) *rolls eyes*
Mari : Didn't we go through this last chapter?! She's your other cousin!
Harry : Ohhh... btw, You mean "chapter" metaphorically, right?
Mari *facepalms*
Ron : Whoa 😲 Harry That's a big word...
Harry : Yeah, I once heard Hermione using it when she was arguing with Pansy and Draco
Mari : Speaking of Draco, he's part of the ship..
Draco *preparing himself for battle* : I must leave you now, mother, to this monstrosity of a reality television drama. Nonetheless, you mustn't worry as --- Cat?!
Cat *starts stuffing herself with cookies*
Ron *takes one of Cat's cookies*
Cat : Hey!
Ron : Sowwy
Mari : ....Sooooo thoughts on this ship? Readers first.
Hannah : SHIPPPPP
Emma : shippppp!!!!!
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