Mari : Okay, guys. The ship for today is...
Cedric : IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Harry : I thought you were dead!
Mari : Harry, almost everyone in this room is dead.
Dead Harry Potter Characters : Yeah!
Cedric : I'm not!
Mari *mutters* : Someone really needs to hire a therapist for dead people....
Cedric : No, I'm Serious - !
Sirius *interrupting* : No, I'm Siri -
Lily *smacks Sirius* : WE GET IT!!!
Mari : Anyway, what were you saying, Cedric?
Cedric : I didn't die! I rebirthed, as a-a vampire!
Everyone : 😱😱😱
Ginny : You mean a glittering fairy princesss
Cedric : What?
Mari *rolls eyes* : Such an overused meme...
Cedric : I just managed to get away from the grasp of my possessive girlfriend [A/N : No offence to all ya Twihards out there]
Cedric : AND NOW IM FREEEEEEE!!!
Voldemort : LET IT GO! LET IT GO! IM THE ONE WITH THE WIND AND -
Mari : I didn't know you liked Frozen, Voldy. 😏
Voldemort : What?! Uh, no i didn't, so I definitely do NOT ship Kranna
Mari : Riiiiiiight
Voldemort : AVADA KEDAVRA!!
Mari : Your wand doesn't work, idiot.
Voldemort *glares then runs away*
Cedric : So anyway, what was it like once I left
Harry : IM GOING TO REALLY KILL YOU CEDRIC!!!!
Cedric : why?
Harry : DO YOU KNOW HIW HARD IT WAS FOR ME?!!!! I KEPT HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT YOUR "DEATH" AND ALMOST EVERYONE THOUGHT I'D KILLED YOU BECAUSE NO ONE BELIEVED VOLDEMORT WAS BACK...BUT NO W I KNOW YOU WERE ALIVE THE WHOLE FRICKEN TME!!!!!
Cedric : ......
Harry : At least I got to date your girlfriend
Cedric : WHAAAAAAAT?!
Mari : Okay, very nice guys, but we still have a ship to react to. So, Hannah_Lovegood requested....Hey, I think you're going to like this Cedric...
Cedric : Why are we reacting to boat?
Mari *sighs* : A ship is a romantic pairing, and this ship is Chedric
Cedric : What?
Mari : As in you and Cho!
Cedric : Awwww, I miss her....but didn't you say she and Harry got together...?
Mari : Yeah, but then Harry dumped her.
Cedric *frowns at Harry* : You were supposed to protect her while I was dead!
Harry : BUT YOU WERENT EVEN DEAD!!!!
Hermione : Where is Cho btw?
Luna : I think she's still crying.
Hermione : Go get her, Ron!
Ron : Why me?!
Hermione : Just do it!
Ron : fine
*10 mins later*
Ron *red, dragged by Cho* : I have her! She wouldn't stop crying until I told her the Tornado's sucked and then she suddenly dragged me here and -
Cho : So, what did you want me here for - CEDRIC!! You're alive!
Cedric : Hiya! I never died. I became a vampire 😁
Cho : AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I HATE VAMPIRES!!!! I WAS ALMOST ATTACKED BY ONE!!!!!
Cedric : ........
Cho : Just kidding!
Cedric : Thanks <3
Hermione : Awww, ship
Ron : Sink!
Harry : ARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
Ginny : Ship!
Mari : I still ship Hannah and Cedric
Hannah Abbot: Why?
Mari : Not you, Hannah Lovegood!
Hannah : Uh, thanks...I guess *blushes*
Hannah Abbot : No one likes me...
Dumbledore : Whassup yo?
Mari : Who?
Minerva : Uh, - Albus, are y-you alright...?
Dumbledore : Call me D-Dore, Minnie 😎
Minerva *faints*
Bella : Edward....Eddi, Edddi, Edward....where are youuuu...?
Cho : Who's Edward?
Cedric : GAHHHH!!! Somebody hide meeeeeee!
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Mari : So guys, what did you think of this Chapter? (Don't worry Hannah, I still ship you with Cedric). Btw, I just read the first three PJO books OHMYGOD THEYRE AWESOME!!! (Titan's Curse is definitely my fave so far!) Ifeel bad for Luke tho, he reminds so much of Draco...
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