Mari : I know I haven't been updating this story for awhile, but, I'm back!!
Ginny *muttering sarcastically* : Bless her soul..
Mari : Aww thanks Ginny!!
Ginny *rolls eyes*
Hermione : So, what torture ship are you going to put us through today?
Mari : Well, here's the thing : No one actually requested anything so --
Draco *interrupts Mari* : So were doing MY ships?!
Mari *glares at Draco* : First of all, We are NEVER doing Muckbeak
Buckbeak *droops head sadly*
Mari : And as much as I ship it, we also cannot do Catco
Draco : ....Why not?
Mari : We have to get Cat's permission first because she's a real person
Ginny : You never ask for our permission and we're real people!
Mari : Uh........
Ginny : What?
Mari : Er..........
Readers : aWkWaRd..
Mari *clears throat* : Ahem. Anyway, I've decided to do a ship that I've wanted to do for really long time...I don't exactly ship it but --
Pansy : Why can't we request a ship? I request Me and Draky so --
Blaise : ............
Pansy : I mean....uh....you choose Mari.....whatever....doesn't bother me...😰😰
Mari : Okay, so the ship for today is....
Fred and George *do the drumroll*
Mari : IT IS -- !!
Tom M. Riddle : SHUT UP!! I'm trying to write in my diary -- cr*p journal!!
Voldemort : AVADA KEDAVRA!! -- Dammit my wand doesn't work..
Mari : Yeah.....and the fact that Tom's already dead anyway...so yeah...
Tom M. Riddle : UGH!! I forgot what I was going to write!! Thanks a lot Voldynose!!
Voldemort : RESPECT YOUR ELDERS, YOUNGER ME!!
Mari : .......Charry!!!
Harry : What?
Ron : Mmm, I Luv cherries!! 🤤❤️🍒
Hermione *slaps Ron* : Shut up, Ron! I think "Charry" is supposed to the ship name!!
Mari : Correct!!
Ginny : Sink!!
Mari : But you don't even know the ship yet!!
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Harry Potter Characters React To Ships
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