bold - lucas
normal - sam[antha]
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monday 23rd october 2017
8.53 am
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"Good morning, Samantha."
"Hey Lucas, how are you on this bright and shining morning?"
"I detect sarcasm."
"It's a Monday morning, give me one reason not to be sarcastic."
"I'm talking to you?"
"I guess that's a pretty good thing."
"You guess?"
"Mhm..."
"Did I wake you?"
"No, I'm just still half asleep."
"Samantha, you did not have to be up at 6 o'clock this morning after having a party until one o'clock."
"Why wasn't I invited? That could've been an excuse to not go to school."
"I would've invited you but I realised you'd only want to be there to skip school."
"You saw right through me, damn."
"You're just predictable, babe."
"Did you just 'babe' me?"
"Uhh, what? No? I don't think I did?"
"Lucas Jade Zumann! You definitely called me babe!"
"Shush, keep your voice down!"
"-Dad! The Gilbert Blythe just called me babe! -"
"Samantha! Oh my god."
"He thinks it's cute. What's so wrong with telling my dad, anyway?"
"I need to make a good impression on him."
"What, you thinking of dating me or something?"
"...maybe."
"You're such a flirt. Gilbert is teaching you well."
"What if I'm teaching Gilbert?"
"I highly doubt that."
"Hey!"
"Dork. Anyway, I'm leaving for school now, thanks for making my Monday 10 percent better than it usually is."
"That's it? 10 percent?"
"Fine. 50 percent."
"Better."
Samantha has ended the call
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