Yess guys, I'm back with yet another pickup line chapter!
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1. You're like a candy bar. Half sweet and half nuts.
2. I lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me tonight.
3. You look great and all but do you really know what looks good on you? Me.
4. Hey, I'm looking for treasure can I look around your chest?
5. The only STD I have is a sexually transmitted desire for you.
6. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be YOU by morning.
7.Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
8. Your daddy must be be a drug dealer cause you're dope.
9. I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your Bed Rock. (Flinstone reference lol)
10. As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
11. I wanna put my thingy into your thingy
12. I hear you're looking for a STUD. Well I've got the S-T-D and all I need is You (U)
13. There's a party in my pants and you're invited
14. I just shit in my pants...Can I get in yours?
15. Is there a magnet in your pants? Cuase I'm attracted to your buns of steel!
16. The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
17. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
18. Are you a sea lion? Cause I sea you lion on my bed later.
19. You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.
20. Roses are red, Violets are blue (touches her gently) I have herpes and now so do you.
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