Typical dumb Wattpad stereotypes

Twenty Six -- Reader Moments

1. When you get so frustrated with a book that you throw your phone across the room.

2. The moment you cry when shit doesn't go your way in the story.

3. When you take fifteen minutes to get a joke made in the book.

"What the fuck is this?"

*15 minutes later*

"....oh...oh..ahahahahahahaa!"

4. When your mind is so dirty from reading on Wattpad, you can never see certain words the same.

"She came a few minutes ago."

Hehehehe.

5. The moment you fall in love with the male/ female character.

"Why can't I have a Blake!"

6. When its like two in the morning and you're trying your best not to laugh/ cry while reading so you don't wake anyone.

7. When you wait a week for a chapter and see it's entitled:

Not A Chapter / Author's Note

*dramatically drops to knees*

"Nooooo!"

8. When the book is going so good, you read it out in a day and the you're like;

"What am I suppose to do with my life now?"

9. When the book ends with one if the main characters  dying.

"Why...what...what the fuck man! 64 chapters for this?!"

10. When you externally or internally curse at a character for being dumb as fuck!

11. The cringe you make when;

*They say I wanna make love to you.

*The girl calls the guy daddy.

12. When you smile at your phone like a fucking idiot when things go your way.

13. When someone replies to a funny comment you made.

*smiles like a freak*

14. The moment when you see someone comment exactly what you were gonna say.

If its funny and someone stole your comment and it has like a lot of replies, you'd be pissed.

"That could've been me!"

*cries in a corner*

15. When you laugh until your stomach hurts so much due to a line from the book/ comment.

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HELLO MY LOVES!

I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS FOR YOU GUYS. PLEASE ANSWER THEM.

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1. What's your favorite book?

2. What's the saddest book you ever read?

3. What's the funniest book you ever read? *cough* (Be honest)(But lie too)

4. What's your name?

5. Suggest a book for me to read, it can be yours.

6. Which country are you from?

7. How old are you?

8. Have any of you read any One Direction Fanfics? I wanna do a chapter on that but it want be as funny if you guys never read any fanfics.

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THANK YOU FOR READING!

AND PLEASE ANSWER! I'M CURIOUS!

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I WANTED TO UPDATE EARLY! THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE MUCH, MUCH BETTER BUT IT WILL BE UP TOMORROW