Eleven -- Blondes

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1. In MOST stories, the blonde is the slut...why?

2. Her character seems much more interesting than the female protagonist.

3. She always wants to steal Blake...why?

4. She RARELY shows any character improvement.

5. The principal is always either her mom or dad or sometimes, her parents donate so many zeros to the school, no one and I mean no one can mess with her.

6. She never gets a happy ending.

7. She's always a cheerleader.

8. She always wears slutty clothing which were said to be bought from a 'children's store'. They were always three sizes too small.

9. She is always attracted to Blake and is clingy.

10. She hates Emily because Emily has Blake.

11. She always has fake body parts..nose, butt, boobs.

12. She's stupid...why?

13. She's filthy rich

14. Typical Blonde Names:

Sarah

Brittney

Katie

Kaitlyn

Chloe

Claire

Nicole

Ashley

Summer

Stephanie

Tiana

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THIS IS TOTAL DISRESPECT TO ALL BLONDES!

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THANK YOU FOR READING! I DECIDED FROM NOW ON I'LL UPDATE TWO CHAPTERS EACH DAY!

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