Fame, oh fame. It came quickly after the audition with Dr Dre. He came quickly too when he used their rhymes on Betty White. A new power couple. Brad Bitt and Angelina Jolie, Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez, these were swept aside by the media frenzy caused by Dr Dre and Betty White. And boy was he grateful. A tour quickly followed a 20,000x platinum selling album. And while they were in Latvia, where they were weirdly popular, Sean and Dean met Katheryn Winnick. A fan of hers from the TV show Vikings, it didn't take long for the rhymes to flow.
Sean
Oh damn, it's Katheryn Winnick up in here
Can you hear it; she's callin for me
Takin' a break from her killin' spree
As the Viking queen, she's askin please
Please, Sean, marry me
And I'm telling her to let it be
Just spend the night with me
And she agrees that she's just gettin a little greedy
when she wants me for all eternity
Dean
Eternity? please, what do you see?
These delusions are getting the better of thee
Don't worry, sit down, leave Katheryn to me
I'll take her to Valhalla, you just masturbate gloomily
If you want I'll send you a video
so you can see how a real guy go
Sean
A real guy? Looked in the mirror lately?
All you see is the forever alone meme
I don't need a video of you pretending
That lookalike blow-up doll isn't entertaining
The only way you'd reach Valhalla is if...
Oh wait, you'd never reach it
You ain't a warrior, you're unneeded
If I were a priest, Katheryn would be my priestess
Dean
Forever alone, haha you would know
You’re the patron saint of that show
A blow up doll? that's rich coming from you
You got enough to fill a graveyard or two
They just lay there, while you pump a few
Do you really want to put Katheryn through that?
Ain't you got guilt?
Or do you just cum it into your bed quilt
Sean
What do I need a quilt for, there's no guilt
Only Katheryn and me on these sheets of satin and silk
Stop being such a baby, did mommy forget to feed you her milk?
Grow up and face it,
Katheryn's place is next to me
Doesn't take a scientist to see.
You're turning green with jealousy
And you don't look good with envy.
Here, take a picture when you go.
At least you'll have something to show.
But any hopes for you and her? Hell no.
Dean
Jealousy? that's rich coming from you
Always acting the fool, being the tool
Katheryn will see that too
Perhaps I'll let you get it on with her
No better way to scare her away
She'll be like a deer in the headlights
You find it easy to make girls feel that way
Poor Katheryn, I'll leave her to you
Don't blame me when she runs
Faster than the Road Runner with third degree burns
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Battles for Love
PoetryBoys will be boys, and when boys are boys, they argue over girls. Dean and Sean have called dibs on all their celebrity crushes, but neither of them is willing to budge on the ones they both picked. Who will win the battle for love when they argue o...
