Sean and Dean stood nervously in a studio and were tempted to stand for attention when Dr Dre burst in with his entourage, for he carried that sort of presence. Politely he shook their hands, looking excited and walked into the centre of the studio to take a chair he sat on like a throne, his people spreading out behind him like a fan.
"Well I'm glad you two could make it. I've been looking forward to this." He took out a cigar and had one of his folks light it for him.
"So how are we going to do this?" Sean asked.
"Oh I got that sorted out. You've made your name raping about celebrity crushes. That's what you're going to do, this time about mine. If you rap well enough to make me feel I've got competiton I'll be your producer."
"So who we rapping about then?" Dean enquired, readying himself.
"Betty White," Dr Dre answered, looking more interested in his cigar. Sean was frowning, Dean stifled a laugh. "You got a problem with me wanting a piece of her old white ass?"
"Problem?" Sean said. "No I'm happy. I've got plenty prepared about Betty White."
"Well let's get to it then," Dr Dre said impatiently.
Sean smiled at Dean. "After you."
Dean Barrett
Betty White
Yeah thats right
I want me some Betty White
I want to be her knight
Age don't matter
i just want to get her
she got me sprung
so take a back seat, Sean
I'm gonna win this one.
Sean Arturo Last
This isn't gonna be a fight
She's gonna mine, that Betty White
Sipping Coronas at the beach in July
And in August sitting by the fireside
It just feels so right
She's got the experience of a full life
And I've got the stamina for a full night
Dean Barrett
full night?
yeah right
more like a full two minutes
that's been optimistic innit?
back off, go away
come back and see Dre another day
I don't mean to be petty
but I'm going to get me some Betty
Sean Arturo Last
Golden, that's what she is
A girl to last through the years
Betty is her name
And petty is definitely where you stay
Two minutes with me is more than enough
You should be worried about your lack of stuff
And leave me to Betty because
I'm all the fuss
Dean Barrett
Two minutes is more than enough with you
cos its all they gonna get
they have to enjoy it
or they end up leaving with regret
let's not put Betty through that
Leave her with me, you know its right
Let me show her a much better night
Sean Arturo Last
That's all they need
I'm just that damn good, indeed
But I got so much more in me
Than you could ever hope to be
Lets not give her a reason to flee the country
She likes a little more than just two inches
I'm in this to win this
So here's six cents for a mistress
Go find one who don't know what rich is
Cuz that's all you'll ever land even if you had billions
Dean Barrett
haha your digs are laughable
two inches? you know more about that than me
that's all the poor dolls with you get to see
after it they need therapy
keep your dollars and your cents
you'll need them, taxis aren't free
you're going to be rolling home in one
while Betty and I get the job done
Sean Arturo Last
Get the job done?
Don't make me laugh son
I'm always number one
Betty can see me
And she wants some
You called a taxi?
Good now don't let the door hit you
When you hop on
Betty says bye but she won't miss you
I'll keep her company
So get out, dude
Dean Barrett
Why don't you take a backseat
and let Betty and I bond?
That way you get a good view
and see what a better guy can do
here have some paper, take notes
it's been fun, been cool
I've enjoyed this rap with you
now let's rest alright?
and see what Dr Dre makes
of the Battle of Betty White
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Battles for Love
PoetryBoys will be boys, and when boys are boys, they argue over girls. Dean and Sean have called dibs on all their celebrity crushes, but neither of them is willing to budge on the ones they both picked. Who will win the battle for love when they argue o...
