The two vapid MTV anchors are excited and smile genuinely for once when given the signal to start.
"Have we got a story for you!" Reporter 1 says.
"Haha yes! Everyone knows about the love triangle that has been brewing between poets Sean Arturo Last and Dean Barrett and actress Emma Watson. Well it took a surprise turn!"
"Yes the poets made famous for such works as The Battle for Brie Larson showed off their skills."
"Both wanted Emma's arm. Roll the tape!"
The video zooms to cover the entire screen and shows the two masters of rhyme standing head to head on the red carpet at Emma's latest movie premiere.
"Sean had been calling for the actress moments before Dean instigated an epic battle," the voice of the second anchor plays over the video.
Dean, squares off against Sean and delivers his stinging message:
Emma Watson you say?
No way Hosey
She's for me
We're meant to be
She's magical
Your interest is tragical
Good luck coping
When she's mine
and don't keep moping.
Sean gives Dean a look of sad disapporval before retaliating with his own words:
I if I had a dollar
for every time you hollered
at a girl I like and succeeded,
I'd have none of the money I needed,
so don't let it it get to your head.
In the end, Emma's gonna end up in my bed
Dean smirks and continues his onslaught:
Nice try but I got to ask
Why are you rich?
Oh yeah, girls give you a dollar
every time they leave you in a ditch
I'll have Emma give you two
so you don't feel such a fool.
Sean scoffs at the rap and hits back hard with his own:
There's just one problem with what you say.
I'm rich? I wish, man, there's no way,
But I still land chicks each and every day
Cuz I know how to make things go my way
You can keep your two;
I ain't no fool.
I just do what I do.
and Emma Watson thinks I'm cool.
Dean ignores Sean and goes on:
Sorry for there ain't no way
take your rhymes to Dr Dre
You've got a better chance with him
If he likes them maybe you can sit on his chin
But with Emma, I'm going to win
Sean returns with an epic volley of rhymes:
Let's just put this to rest.
You're messin' with the best.
I got mad rhymes and skills without tryin'
Enough to make you go cryin' to your momma.
But this is about Emma
and she's all mine
Go home Dean,
You ain't got a chance
and time is flyin'
Emma's in my bed,
now get to dyin'
Dean concedes but leaves room for the possibility of another battle:
A rest? yeah fine have it your way
I'm watching the Walking Dead
Damn Beth I'd tap that
See if Emma will give you the time of day
Emily Kinney is where it's at
Emma will give you two dolla
while I give Emily a hollah
Sean lays it to rest:
Emma won't give me the time of day
She'll be too busy shouting my name
and she'll give me the time of night
and we'll be doing it until I take her to her heights
This is getting out of hand
So Imma just head out now
with her hand in my hand...
YOU ARE READING
Battles for Love
PoetryBoys will be boys, and when boys are boys, they argue over girls. Dean and Sean have called dibs on all their celebrity crushes, but neither of them is willing to budge on the ones they both picked. Who will win the battle for love when they argue o...
