chapter seven

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[messages between vegan bitch and fangirl]

WTF LUCAS ZUMANN IS A VEGAN TOO TF

how do you even know that

My friend told me
ANYWAYS EW VEGAN
Lucas and I's ship can't sail anymore and I'm not sorry

WHATS SO WRONG WITH BEING VEGAN

you wouldn't understand u vegan bitch
Does being vegan give you super powers?

wtf no
where'd you that from

TVDFUNTIMES BITCH

?????

check their insta out they lit

IS THIS YOU?

nah man I don't have time for a fan account but I wish omg they're hilarious.

AHAHA THEY ARE OMG THESE VEGAN JOKEs
I don't even watch the vampire diaries

Stefan Salvatore is a hottie

Katherine is the vegan queen

truth
Also amybeth mcnulty is so cute I'm jealous

I bet you're cute

Thanks but no thanks

Aw why? What do you look like?

SHREK

HAHA
Shrek is a vegan

bitch stop urself right there!! shrek is NOT vegan

He lives in a swamp

AND?

SO ITS POSSIBLE that he's vegan

I highly doubt it but ok

You doubt everything I say

You're a trick ass bitch ok can't take any chances

I would never do you dirty like that

So you'd do me dirty other ways ;)

STOP
I'm too innocent for this please stop

lol ok u virgin

Who said I'm a virgin

uh me?

u right

REALLY

.....

NAHAHAHAAHA CUTE

cute?

Yeah I think it's cute :-) if I could take back my first time I would.

really?

yeah
I lost it to a jerk

sucks

Yeah I hate to consider it my first time. But it didn't have any meaning.

I don't want mine to be special or anything like that lmao, I just want it to be with the right person.

Yeah. I gotcha
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