𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 ⇒ lucas jade zumann

chapter thirty-eight

[miranda added Robs, vegan bitch, MATTHEW DADDYARIO, KJ, And pussykat into a group chat]

[miranda named the group chat🐸☕️]

ALRIGHT HOES LETS GO OVER THIS

Robs: wait why am I in this wtf

NICK YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO BE IN ON THE TEA

Robs: YeAh BuT this is just AwKWarD

pussykat: EVERYONE START EXPLAINING STARTING WITH KJ

Robs: wow just jumping right to the catch I like you

KJ: okay well not too long ago, at all, I broke up with Miranda.
Well that's it idk what else I did

pussykat: Yeah ok we know that why did you break up with her

Okay that isn't necessary

KJ: actually it is. Miranda's in love with someone else, I'm in love with her, she deserves to be happy no matter how selfish I am . I knew she would never break up with me, in fear of hurting me but I did it for her.

pussykat: OK IM CRYING THATS TOO CUTE GOD now LUCAS PROCEED

you watch too much law & order
And yeah Lucas I never got to tell you about what happened

vegan bitch: you may or may not have butt dialed me by accident while telling matt that you guys broke up

pussykat: okay, sounds like something our lovely miranda would do, now wtf happened with the trip to nyc

vegan bitch: so that day was the day I officially asked irina to be my girlfriend. I wanted to do something special, so I bought her a ticket to NYC and I told miranda other plans had came along when in reality I created them

pussykat: you fuckin idiot

OK KAT THATS ENOUGH MATT PLEASE DO EXPLAIN YOUR LACK OF CONVERSATION BECAUSE YOU SURE HAD A LOT TO SAY BEFORE

Robs: TRUE MATT SNAPPED

KJ:^

vegan bitch: hm

MATTHEW DADDYARIO: you ditched her for some chick you just made your girlfriend without even considering how your "best friend" feels, like wtf who does that

pussykat: oof tRuE

Robs:^

KJ:^^

^^^

vegan bitch: look I'm sorry

WELL it's whatever now matt and I and Esther already have plans

Robs: you're forgetting about me my dude

Yeah Nick is hanging along too

KJ: so what's with you and nick

... friendship?

Robs: I'm in love with her

pussykat: oh mtmejanaia

KJ: sounds interesting

stfu nick OR ELSE I WILL MAKE YOU

Robs: go right ahead ;-) wait so why doesn't Lucas and Irina tag along? It could be like a triple date

Except I'm not going out on a date with you STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN YOU ARE NOT ROBERT PATTINSON

pussykat: not this again

vegan bitch: actually that's a GREAT idea

I'll think about it
BUT FOR NOW
THE TEA HAS BEEN CLEARED UP..... for now

MATTHEW DADDYARIO: you have no idea how many times she hit me on the plane ow

WATCH UR MOUTH I HAVE MY EYES ON YOU

MATTHEW DADDYARIO: well yeah you're right next to me🤨😂

vegan bitch: logic 101

STFU