𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 ⇒ lucas jade zumann

chapter forty-nine (the end)

messages between VEGAN BITCH and fangirl

YOU HOE

oh my god what

HOW COULD YOU CHANGE THE WEDDING COLORS
oh my God YOURE MOM IS GONNA FREAKING KILL ME
we'll never even get married
WhY WouLd YoU Do ThAt

BECAUSE YOU LIED TO MY MOM
miranda, I know you've been wanting a yellow and white wedding since the day you saw your mom and dad's wedding photos. I didn't want my mom to change that. This is our wedding, not hers

yEah BUT she's gonna hate me oh my-

STFU SHE WONT MIRANDA I PROMISE SHE LOVES YOU
and she understands

Really?
I mean I really hated that white and dark green wedding she was going for

lol same

BUT I FUCKING STG IF YOU CHANGE THE FOOD TO SOME OF YOUR UGLY ASS VEGAN FOOD I WILL CUT YOU

love you

HeY heY MISTER DONT YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME
Actually don't cuz you have to go get your tux picked out with the girls

o right
wait why am I going with the girls, and you with the guys?

Because first of all, guys are more honest about things. Girls will take like four hours and tell you each dress looks perfect. Plus Nick and Matt were like the first to volunteer ever since we announced our engagement

who's taking care of Matt's kids?

they have school??😂

really?
Oh my God they grow up so quick I stg
anyways wait so why do I have to go with the girls?

Because I trust them to find a tux that I'll like, not to mention you know I don't have enough patience to go through four hours of shopping, just trying on clothes with them, whereas you do.
Keep doing that weird zen thing

kms what a girlfriend I have

fuTuRe WiFE eXcuSe YoU HOE

I think the correct term is fiancé?

Shut up...

[Bridehoes group chat]

GUYS I THINK IVE FOUND THE DRESS

pussykat: OWNSJJSJSNAN IM SHOOK

you haven't even seen it yet

em: we know how perfect it will be

crystal: wait also where's the wedding?

pussykat: bAbE REALLY

crystal: sorry I don't really pay attention

lmao it's ok, I'll text you the address. But basically it's this cute little field with tons of flowers like yanno in twilight? Their spot