In which a boy gives a girl a fake number and she texts the wrong number.
[a lucas jade zumann fanfic]
- highest ranking; number 1 on #lucasjadezumann]
oh damn I didn't expect you to respond so quickly u eager as fuck boi also do you have like separation anxiety
YoU'RE sO MeAn Also I'm gone for ten minutes to get YOU food because you don't want to walk to a different terminal to get chicken nuggets and I'm the one who has separation anxiety???
oof damn YIKES but DOWNLOAD ANIMAL CROSSING BRUH
NO
DOOOOOOO ITTTT ITS LITERALLY MY FAV
why do I want to play some kid game?
THE FUCK YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU AND YOUR VEGANESS but not the chicken nuggets DONT harm the chicken nuggets!!
dude I spent money on those and I can't even eat them so I couldn't harm them even if I wanted to. OK OK damn woman I'll get this game
[shadowbitches group chat]
ok y'all I have everyone on animal crossing except for daddyario so MATT GET UR ASS OVER HERE also I'm at the gate already lit
pussykat: tRuE, matt do you even have one?
hIYA Harry: idk if he knows what it is
Bert bert: MATT
MATTHEW DADDYARIO: What
em: WHATS your animal crossing friend id?
MATTHEW DADDYARIO: my what
will: oh my god matt you're so stupid
DOMinant: ^
MATTHEW DADDYARIO: I feel so attacked right now why are you guys such bullieS. Also, miranda isn't your flight in like twenty minutes?
I'm already at the gate dumbass
MATTHEW DADDYARIO: WELL HOW WM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
BECAUSE I SAID I WAS BEFORE
MATTHEW DADDYARIO: well idk could've hopped on the plane already
pussykat: ok true
actually brb I gotta go do that!!!1!
DOMinant: have a safe flight!!!!
hiYA Harry: text us whenever
em: pls do tell us how it goes ;-)
what why the winky face
MATTHEW DADDYARIO: "winky" isn't a thing my dude it's "winking"
SHUT THE FUCK UP MATT GOD YOURE SUCH A KNOW IT ALL Ravenclaw
MATTHEW DADDYARIO: I refuse to be bullied and to be called a Ravenclaw
sorry miss Hermione Granger
MATTHEW DADDYARIO: WELL AT LEAST HERMIONE GOT MARRIED AND SHES HOT ASF AND BECOMES THE MINISTER OF MAGIC BRUH
OK TRUE but she marries Ron so good luck
will: hey what's wrong with Ron
DOMinant: yeah dude
everything that's what
hiYA Harry: agreed, she should've married Harry
HARMIONE!!1!1-!1!!-!
[messages between vegan bitch and fangirl]
miranda???? where are you?
oh on the plane duh
but where
First class?
I don't see you???
yeah I'm like all the way in the back of first class
HAHNAJAKIAA I GOT THE FIRST SEAT ON THE PLANE
well I got TSA pre-check and you had to go thru that long ass line Lucas Oh my fucking God LUCAS LCIOALAMAIOQAPA IM SCREAMING
WHAT WHAT WHAT
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ITS FUCKING KIM K AND KANYE
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU COP THE GOOD SEATS THE FOWKSKOWKWOW
first of all don't swear You're too pure :')
shut up I'm coming
???? no no I'm think I'm good
LMAO I'm going to ask the lady next to you if she wants my seat in the front, she seems nice.
omfg Lucas don't oh God SHES ACTUALLY SAYING YES TF
okay first of all I'm right next to you And second of all WHO WOULDNT WANT THE FIRST SEAT IN FIRST CLASS?
