I can't deal with this. Amnesia is taking over my soul, my mind, my body and also my soul.
Zoe's at Waitrose.
Those were my last words. At least, I thought they were.
I stood on the ledge, wind blowing through my hair. This was it...
I dangle my feet over the edge, about to jump down... until...
"MIA!! What are you doing???" Alfie screamed.
I sat there, ashamed, and didn't speak a word.
"I've told you SEVERAL times not to jump off your bed, it could be dangerous! And turn that air conditioner off, it's December!".
Instead of jumping off the bed, I carefully climbed down the ladders.
"where's Zoe? I asked
"Where do you think?" Alfie replied.
"At Waitrose? I questioned?"
"no she's sleeping with Marcus" h replied
"Ok" I said.
I love my life and that's what's important. All life is sacred and a gift from god. Love thy neighbour.
T H E E N D
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Adopted By Zalfie
HumorFollow the exciting life of Mia Hooves as she gets adopted by Zoe Sugg and Alfie Deyes! Follow her on her adventure through love, recognition, fame and the struggles of having famous parents. WARNING: Some parts of this book are jokes and may offend...
