zoe comes home from waitrose... without my baby!!!
"zoe where is paul-sugar???!!"
"sorry i couldnt get him- the orange girl wouldnt pass her over.. but she kept trying to pull my hair out, saying she wanted a piece of zoella"
how rdiculous!i thought to myself.
i have an idea zoe! i say
"whats that" zoe replies
"well... i will take some of your hair and offer it in exchange for paul-sugar!
"ok is worth a shot, come pull me out!" zoe says
i pull some strands of her hair our, and stuff a couple in my pocket..! yes now i have a piece of zoella! i cackle as i walk out the door leaving snickerdoodle behind for saftey.
at the orphanage i meed madame ogunyemi
"who ze hellz are youz? cuming here at hoeurs like thiz??!!" what is she saying/?!! its only 6:30p!
i need to see livvy i say its importand
"nO" OGUNYEMI SAYS
i pull a strand of masters hair and run past wow im naughty
LIVVY WHERE ARE YOU??!! i scream at the top of my lungs
I burst into our old bedroom.... PAUL-SUGAR... IS.. DEAD???!!
i see a hunchback livvy sat in the corner of the small room, EATING MY BABY.
crying, i call zoe.
"ZOE PAUL SUGAR IS DEAD"
"Hey! Its Zoe. Sorry I cant take your call at the minuet- I'm at waitrose! I'll call you back when im free!"
DANG FLABBIT IT WENT TO VOICE MAIL. i cry this is sad because i just want everything to be ok.
I run out the orphanage into the busy streets
BAND CRASH BOOOM.
everything goes black.
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Adopted By Zalfie
HumorFollow the exciting life of Mia Hooves as she gets adopted by Zoe Sugg and Alfie Deyes! Follow her on her adventure through love, recognition, fame and the struggles of having famous parents. WARNING: Some parts of this book are jokes and may offend...
