I wake up and see Alfie deyes standing at the end of my hospital bed. Oh my god why is Alfie deyeys the famous (sexy) youtubers standing at the end of my hispybed?
"Oh my god mi au was like so like um like worried like about you yeah okay" he says "also Zoe will be here soon but she is at Waitrose"
I scream
"Hey daddy I say" meaning it in a sexual way, not becaus I thought he was my dad
"Why are you here" i am still confused
"I ur, like kinda sorta maybe do love you" he says
I realise I have amnesia so I say
"Alfie I realise I have amnesiA"
"Oh okay hi I'm Alfie" he reminds me
"Hi I'm Mia" I say to the strange man
"Hi I'm Alfie" he reminds me
I fall back asleep because I am tired
When I wake up it is Christmas
"Is Zoe here" I ask Alfie
"Oh no she is at Waitrose" he replied
"Here is your gift"
He hands me a snicker doodle, I do not know what to say. But it makes me think, if I had a baby I would name it snickerdoodle!
This has been a good Christmas!
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Adopted By Zalfie
HumorFollow the exciting life of Mia Hooves as she gets adopted by Zoe Sugg and Alfie Deyes! Follow her on her adventure through love, recognition, fame and the struggles of having famous parents. WARNING: Some parts of this book are jokes and may offend...
