The suppose dead comes back
Example: There was Chris. Alive. Well. I ran to him. "W-What happen." He looked at me dead in the eyes. "LOLZR THIS IS A BOOK AND THE AUTHOR BROUGHT ME BACK LOLOLOLLOLOLLL"
Why This Is Annoying: This is really annoying because I will see a character die and be like
"They're going to come back" while everyone else is crying a thunderstorm.
How To Fix This: There are heartless authors in the world. But we need more. More death more tears. Yes not all books doesn't have to have a depressing ending. But I want to be surprised. It would be fun to see the comments like:
Andrew7istheDevin
Wait wHAT NO OML NOOO
oXHeartlessXo
EFJWEFWEFJWJ IM CRYING OH NO MY HEART ;--;
WeCanBeImmortals
WJEFVJFEJFEFKJBEJ CRYYYYYY LIKE REAL TEARS REAL TEARS ERFWEKLLDVRKHSKORTIOIREIOOLFWELWLEL TOO YOUNG DSLVERLGDLFS
And While the comments roll in just laugh or have a cup of tea with John Green or Suzanne Collins because why not? Yall are heartless anyways.
Haha, get the gif because tech Merle died and "came back to life" haha. (Also I couldn't find him as a zombie so I found a gif with is soon to be 'family')
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100 book cliches {Completed}
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