Noragami Trash

Yato Attempting A Pick Up Line

"Hey, Hiyori!" Yato called, waving his hand at the brunette in front of him.

Hiyori turned around, tipping her head in confusion at the man behind her. "Yes?"

"You look like trash, can I take you out?" Yato put on the flirtiest face he could manage, which was probably the most unflirty face ever made.

"Jungle Savate!"

And that was the last time Yato tried to use a pick up line.

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I already posted this on my Tumblr like fifty years but I needed to put this beauty here. This totally has happened before nobody can tell me otherwise.