❀ BatBoys One Shots ❀

Jason Todd x Reader

I REGRET NOTHING

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" Bye babe! Don't do anything stupid! " Jason said to me as he left the house,

" Yes he's gone! " I shouted to no one in particular,

You see I was waiting for Jason to leave so I can play with his Red Hood stuff, and boy was I excited. I quickly ran to the secret door in our apartment and opened the latch to take his helmet and some of his weapons.

I hesitantly lowered the helmet onto my head and quickly regretted it,

" Oh sweet cheese and crackers! Gosh Jason your helmet smells like crap " I said while holding the helmet arms length away.

I quickly put the helmet down and grabbed one of Jason's guns and started twirling it around my finger,

" Hi I'm the stupid Red Hood... I'm here to eat your children! " I said in a low-deep mainly voice,

I started to climb on the couch and started to jump onto the other pieces furniture,

" Bam Bam Bam " I said while jumping onto the coffee table,

" Oof " I said as I fell onto the floor with a thud,

I just landed there for a while starring at the celling,

" Is this how Jason feels when he falls of a building " I asked to no one in particular,

I thought about it for a little while, " Nah... He probably feels dead " I said while rolling away from my spot on the floor and to the kitchen.

I quickly stood up and opened the cabinet, " I wanna snack "

I looked around the cabinet for a little while, " I wonder what Jason eats when he's Red Hood..."

" Oh! I know he probably eats the organs of his enemy! " I said while laughing like a maniac,

I grabbed a bag of spicy chips and ran towards the living room and jumped on the couch with a knife in my hand,

" Come at me world! " I shouted,

I heard the door handle rattle, and soon the door was opened...

And there was Jason. starring at me. With a knife in one hand. And a gun in the other.

" Uh I forgot my keys " Jason said with awkwardly grabbing his keys off of the counter,

" heh, Uh well have fun " I said, still standing on the couch with my arms still raised,

" Um thanks Y/N " He said while slowly walking out of the apartment , " Wait are those my weapons? " He said now pointing at the two weapons in my hands

" What!?! These weapons? Nah " I said while slowly putting them behind my back,

" Ok well don't kill your self " Jason said while closing the front door slowly, " Bye Y/N "

" Bye Jay! "I said waving he knife in my hand,

whoops

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BOOM SHAKALAKA

-BatFanGirl ♡