The Weird Randomness of Me!

First battle!

Whitekitteh- *TACKLES me like pro football dude, ties me up with rope* You will never leave alive!!

Me the awesome one- *Zaps into potato girl (I am super hero!!) and fires those hard uncooked potatoes at her.*

My evil twin- *zaps into HER super hero form Tomato Girl. Fires tomatoes at me.*

Ice cream truck drives by- deedle doodle sing song daa!

Us- AAAAA!! NO ICE CREAM MAN WAIT!! NOOOOO, COME BACK!!!

Crabby Ice cream man- *totally ignores us and drives away.*

Whitekitteh- *points at me* This is all your fault!

Me- How??

Whitekitteh- You're the one that declared war!!

Me- oh yeah, which is not over!! *Sings alien song. UFO comes and I climb in* BYE BYE!!!

Whitekitteh- *grumbles a not very nice word*

Me- *from outer space* LANGUAGE!! (LAN-GOO-AGE!)

YO YO! Twin! You there! Make next battle!!