Proudness

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I am so proud of myself!!

I don't remember when it happened, but I did something that I was very proud of.

So you remember the dude who calls me Katie, right? (Thankfully, he stopped really long ago because two of my friends- whose names where Zach and Martin- yelled at him every time he did. Thank you for that, even though you don't have Wattpad. Holy snap, I hope you don't!!)

Anyways, the "dude-who-called-me-Katie" 's name is Wyatt- oh, excuse me, I meant POOP HEAD!!

He's just really screwed up in the noggin.

So I can't remember what he said (and at the time I didn't hear it either!!) but he insulted me. I remembered when he had laughed when I got hit in the face with a soccer ball (laugh and I will personally make it hard to breathe) and when he tripped me all those times, so without thinking...

WA-BAM!!

I kicked him in the shin. HARD, apparently. He fell to the floor in pain.

Which wasn't a very long fall cuz he's pretty short, but a turd nonetheless.

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