The Weird Randomness of Me!

Help me!

So peeps,

There's this guy at school. He gets in trouble a lot, blurts stuff out, and totally weirded me out today.

So you all know my name's Kaitlyn, right? Well, today -OUT OF THE PEANUT BUTTERIN' BLUE-

We were at dodge ball. Then I heard someone calling me. But they were saying Katie. Not Kaitlyn. Only a few of my friends call me that. My little cousin calls me that, but he's like four so it sounds like 'KEETY'

Anyways, he called me Katie.

A dude.

No other dude has ever.

My question is...

WHY THE FUDGE DID HE SAY THAT???!!!