The Weird Randomness of Me!

TEXTING MY PEEPS!

ALL OF THE TEXTING FUNNIES ARE NOW HERE CUZ THERE IS APPARENTLY A 200 PART LIMIT TO STORIES SO... YAH,

Me- soup. oh my giraffe SOUP! HELLO SOUP! HOW ARE YOU SOUP! Oh sorry Holley that was meant for Soup. SOUP WHERE ARE YOU?! Dang it wrong person again.

Holley- WHAT!!!

Me- I told you Holley, those messages were meant for soup. I sent you those by accident. Do you know where soup is?

*Sends picture of me looking confused*

HHHMMMMmmmmm.....

Holley- ANSWER!

Me- Maybe I don't know, I'm still looking for soup.

Holley- No I don't know what soup is?!?!?!?!? >:(

Me- HAVE YOU SEEN SOUP?!

Holley- NNNOOOO can I PLZ call you?!

Me- HOLLEY!

Holley- what?!

Me- I FOUND SOUP! He was behind the couch.

Holley- IM CONFUSED.

Me- OMIGOOSH WHERE THE CRAP IS SOUP?! He's gone again! :(

Holley- WHO IS SOUP?!?!

Me- HEE HEE HEE...

Note: Holley, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW SOUP?!?!

Holley-

R

5

R

O

C

K

S

Me ( a while later)- R5 does not rock although I would love to hit them with one.

Holley- SHUT UP

Me on Josh's ( my buggy big bro) mini iPad- I am a smurf.

I am a purple smurf.

I AM A

SMUUUUURRRRFFFFF!

Him now on his iPad- Kaitlyn, stay off my iPad.

Me- HEEEELLLLOOOOOO!

Or is it heyo?

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Josh- really?

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Me- :D yes, really

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Josh- you're retarded.

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Me- THA SANK YOOOUUU! (misspelled)

Thank

Taco fart.

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Josh- what is wrong with you? other than everything else that is wrong with you?

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Me- I don't know. oh josh-

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Josh- WHHHAAAATTTT?

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Me- WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?! A DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE!!!

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Josh- ....

Josh- poop

Me- poop to you too

Josh- woow

Me- woow To you too

Josh- just finished pooping

Later...

Josh- hi

Me- ih

Josh- ih?

Me- ?hi

End of strange conversation!

J= Josh K= Kaitlyn

J- turn on your plasma ball and put your hand on top, it will make a big line of electricity it cool.

K- I did that todaaaayyy

STOP NAGGING ME!

J- FUDGE YOU

K- I've only done it a trillion times

J- YOU SUCK

K- AND FUDGE YOU SIR!!!

J- JK

J- AND FUDGE YOU TOO, YA LIL THING!

K- I don't know what's up with you

J- Im pregnant

K- *long alien word for WTC (what the cornflakes)*

J-YOLO

K- you only love Oreos

J- haha!

K- I am so funny! :D

Psst!

Guess what??

Psst!

Taco.

J- you're weird haha weirdy weirdy

K- that is how we are related

J- (Makes big thing that says blank text at the end)

K- Thats not a blank text cuz you wrote blank text ya dumb-derp!

J- (sends long blank message)

K- see that is a real blank message

(Does it again)

?

K- I don't understand you josh.

J- neither do I, whatever your name is

K- you don't even know you're own sister's name! oh, *sob!*

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You can really tell that we are related huh?